The best weapon you can use to start a fight with a women is to
take advantage of something she says when she is going
about her daily life and business. For instance...
If she strolls into the room when you're watching football,
and asks "What's on the TV?"
You must think quickly and reply, "Dust."
Or, if she asks you what time it is, you can gently remind
her that there IS a clock on the stove...
If you see her touching or picking up some washing or cleaning
supplies, say to her with as much feeling as possible,
"That's why I love you so much my dear, you're always willing to
try something new."
When she is standing in front of a mirror, and asks you
if she is in shape, you tell her, "well of course, round IS a shape."

But you always must remember...
A man can never have the last word in an argument... If he does,
it is really just the first word in the next, new argument...